TIGER WOODS SPOOF

TIGER WOODS SPOOF
THE SPOOFS ARE ALREADY STARTING AND THIS IS REALLY FUNNY..YOU GOT TO LAUGH.

Young Jeezy AND Gucci Mane Squash Beef

Young Jeezy & Gucci Mane Squash Beef
THIS IS A BIG DAY IN HIP HOP RIGHT NOW....THEY FINALLY DID AFTER ALL THE SHOOTING AND TALKING ON RECORDS....THEY HAVE STOP THE BEEF....JEEZY KINDA LOOK LIKE HE DID NOT WANT TO DO IT...BUT I HOPE HE STICK TO IT..WOW..ATL STAND UP

photo of the week

PHOTO OF THE WEEK

I JUST LIKE THIS PHOTO.....BY BEING A PHOTOGRAPHER MY SELF, I LIKE TO SEE PICS LIKE THIS.

GHETTO FIGHT OF THE YEAR

GHETTO FIGHT OF THE YEAR..
WOW DID YOU SEE HIM HIT THAT GIRL WITH A TREE BRANCH..WHERE THE HELL IS THE POLICE AT..THIS FIGHT WAS ALSO FUNNY AS HELL... IS IT US OR DID EVERY GUY OUT THERE LOOK GAY..

TIGER WOODS ADMITS THE HE CHEATED

TIGER WOODS ADMITS THAT HE CHEATED

Here's a statement sent out by Tiger Woods this morning:

"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."

TIGER JUST SAY IT YOU GOT HORNY AND SHE WAS JUST THERE... DON'T SUGAR COAT IT....C'MON SON

Bank Robber Dresses As Woman; Got Idea From CSI

Bank Robber Dresses As Woman; Got Idea From CSI
An accused serial bank robber says he got the idea to dress up as a woman from a popular TV show. He's been ordered to undergo a mental health evaluation. wow this is what cable does to you.. don't do what you see on TV..i guess that's the message

funny 10 simple ways to become famous

10 Simple Ways to Become Famous

by dailyyeah.com

1. Kill someone famous: this one is easy: the laws of physics say that fame cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, if you kill that person, most of their fame will go directly to you!

2. Play the lottery every day for the rest of your life: sure you’re 250 times more likely to get hit by lightning, but you have a chance! Now I know what you’re thinking, “My name will just be in the newspaper and that’ll be it.” No that’s not it! With money, you can do anything. Therefore, you use your money to go to as many celebrity parties as possible, get as many celebrities drunk as possible, and sooner or later you’re Kevin Federline with a pregnant Britney Spears making McDonald’s commercials and rap albums. My momma always said: “If Federline can do it, you can to

3. Be persistent at something nobody else would even think of doing: Think of Perez Hilton. Nobody on Earth wanted to be that ugly, wear hideous clothes, die their hair shades of neon, and kiss the asses of scum like Paris Hilton and half-retarded celebrities FOR FREE. But he did it and look where he is now!

4. Beat your kid on camera: First of all, for those of you who think this doesn’t apply, read number 2, or beat someone else’s kid! And to make some money off it, make a big scene about how you’re “saved” and start a “non-profit” against child abuse. Make sure the video of the beating circulates on Youtube and once you get a healthy number of donations, the embezzlement party begins!

5. Exploit a cute little boy or girl: This one can work two-fold, you can beat the child and use his cuteness. Think of Elian Gonzalez: thousands of Cubans emigrate to Florida every year and we never hear anything about them. But finally when a cute one comes along, he’s world famous! If you have a cute kid put him in a vulnerable position-bonus points if he has to be saved by the government-and you, as the parent benefit! Again, you can use this to start a “non-profit” as in number 4.

6. Post something crazy, stupid, humiliating, or dangerous on Youtube: This is easy: Chris Crocker.

7. Form a cult: The easiest way I could think of doing this is going to a mental hospital and proposing your cultish ideas to every one there. I’m sure you’ll get some followers. Now you have to make your cult do crazy stuff. One thing I thought of is that your cult must go every Sunday to a sushi bar and eat there naked. If the manager tries to kick you out, do some crazy stuff like spells on him and just cause a scene. Eventually you’ll get famous, but try to do something that’s funny and won’t put you in jail.

8. Be as big a hater as possible: Go to anything and everything and hate on it. You can hate on Youtube, on a local television news camera with a sign in the back, on a celebrity, on a church, anything. Most important is to hate on something everyone else likes. This has worked for Simon Cowell, Lewis Black, almost every rapper, etc.

9. Ruin a professional sports team: See Steve Bartman.

10. Create an interesting blog: Just be persistent and write about something that every one would want to read. We all like to waste time online, so why not waste time on you?

THIS IS HOW TO GET FREE DRINKS SCAM

THIS IS HOW TO GET FREE DRINKS SCAM
THIS IS PRETTY COOL... I WONDER IF THIS REALLY WORKS. ANY OF Y'ALL THAT TRY THIS PLEASE LET US KNOW IF IT WORKS. FREE DRINKS ON ME OR ON THE GAME..WHAT EVER

Latin America's first gay marriage halted

Latin America's first gay marriage halted

Buenos Aires, Argentina (CNN) -- Latin America's first same-sex marriage, set to be held in Argentina on Tuesday, appeared derailed after a judge filed an injunction to stop the union until the issue can be reviewed further.

Judge Marta Gomez Alsina's ruling blocks an earlier holding by another judge that found city laws banning same-sex marriage unconstitutional, the court said in a statement.

Alex Freyre and Jose Maria di Bello had planned to make their marriage official at a civil ceremony and chose December 1 because it is World AIDS Day.

The registrar responsible for the civil marriages in Buenos Aires has been notified of the ruling, the court said.

The couple would attempt to get their wedding license anyway, the official Telam news agency reported.

"We're continuing with the preparations because we, as planners, nor the couple itself, have not been notified" of the injunction, said Maria Rachid, president of the Argentine Federation for Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals and Transsexuals, according to the news agency.

Gomez Alsina's injunction could not overturn the earlier ruling because she is a trial-level judge and not an appellate judge, Rachid said.

The original ruling was made on November 10 by another trial-level judge, Gabriela Seijas, who responded to a petition made by Freyre and di Bello.

Seijas ruled that the ban on same-sex marriage was illegal and ordered the proper authorities to grant the couple a marriage license if they applied for one.

The court's decision applied only to Buenos Aires. Same-sex unions in most of Argentina remain illegal.

"The law should treat each person with equal respect in relation to each person's singularities without the need to understand or regulate them," Seijas said in her ruling.

Buenos Aires Mayor Mauricio Macri said after the ruling that his government would not appeal the decision.

Monday's ruling was a temporary measure to postpone the marriage until Seijas' original ruling could be reviewed in depth, presumably by an appeals court or the supreme court, the court statement said

Countries in Latin America, a region strongly identified with the Catholic Church, have recently given more attention to gay rights.

In September Uruguay became the first Latin American country to allow same-sex adoption.

Brazil, Colombia and Ecuador are also addressing the issue of same-sex civil unions. WOW